I f***cking hate lawyers. As clients they are a royal pain in the ass. I want to bludgeon their eyes out with a fork and then make their colleagues eat them as penance for their self-righteousness. Hey lawyers, not everyone is ENAMORED with your smug demeanor, in fact, it’s disgusting, vile, and most of all… irritating! And another thing, if you think you know more about tax law, retirement planning, or accounting principles than me, well, do your own f-ing tax returns then!
Bastards.
** No lawyers were harmed during the making of this post, especially my mother and sister, who are both lawyers.
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